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----- Forwarded Message ---- From: Mike Thorn To: mikey.thorn@yahoo.com; pufferfish52001@yahoo.com Sent: Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:32:22 AM Subject: Fwd: Why . . . Why . . . Why . . . >>> On 7/30/2008 at 6:56 AM, in message , Gerald Sullivan wrote: Why dowe press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why dobanks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is notenough money? Why doessomeonebelieve you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why dothey use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Whydoesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesSuperman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolverat him? Why doKamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whoseidea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes,why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are alwayswhite? Is thereever a day that mattressesare noton sale? Why dopeople constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something newto eat will have materialized? Why dopeople keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why isit that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How dothose dead bugs get into those enclosed lightfixtures? When weare in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cartthen apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?' Why is itthat whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Inwinter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when wecomplained about the heat? Howcome you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE...... Thestatistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is sufferingfrom some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. ~~~Nowsend this on to your friends and make them smiletoo!~~~ ****Aday without a smile is like a day without sunshine.